All this talk about Suzy I has me worked up. It puts me in
the mind of other relationships gone wrong after one date, the ol’
One-and-Done. My mind doesn’t wander too far in this regard before stumbling
over my encounter with Suzy II. As you may recall, Suzy I and Suzy II are not
related. Their real names aren’t even Suzy. But my experiences with them are
reminiscent of each other, and they wear their hair in a similar fashion (short
and parted on the side), and their smiles are identical (heads tilted, bright,
cute smiles).
Hence, Suzy I and Suzy II.
